Here's a 512GB MicroSD Card For $80, If You Keep Running Out of Space On Your Switch

SanDisk 512GB microSD Card | $80 | Amazon

I don’t need to tell you that most technological advancements of the last few years have destabilized democracy, led to tremendous human suffering, and is possibly making us grow horns.

But...

512GB microSD card for $80? I’m not saying that makes up for all the other stuff, but it helps.