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Hamilton Funko Pop

Pre-Order Hamilton Funko Pops | Entertainment Earth

Pre-Order Hamilton Funko Pops | Entertainment Earth

I am not throwin’ away my Pop


I am not throwin’ away my Pop


Hey yo, I’m just like my Funko


I’m young, tiny and ... uh ... have big eyes though


And I’m not throwin’ away my Pop

I’ma get a scholarship to GameStop


I probably shouldn’t brag, but dang, I’m a Funko Pop


The problem is I got a lot of plastic but no polish


I gotta holler just to be heard


With every word, I’m a Funko Pop


I’m a Funko Pop in the rough, a shiny piece of plastic


Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, impossible


I am a Funko Pop and will never speak


These New York City streets get colder, I don’t notice


Because I am a Funko Pop


I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish


Because how would I operate a gun, as a Funko Pop


The plan is to sit on a shelf in a box


But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out my name


I am the F-U-N-K-O P-O-P we are meant to be

I was going to do the whole song, but Jesus, it is so long and I’m already tired. I have never seen Hamilton and I have no idea what I’m doing, but there are Hamilton Funko Pops coming out and you can pre-order them now from Entertainment Earth. They don’t come out until July 2021, so you can buy them now and then wake up in a cold sweat one summer morning when they arrive at your door and you have no memory of purchasing them. Please comment “Hamilton Funko Pop” so I know you understand.


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