Finally, A Metal Straw That You Can Actually Take With You

2-Pack Portable Metal Straws | $4 | Amazon | Use the promo code 67ZYRZRP

Plastic straws are killing the turtles, but the paper straws replacing them aren’t worth the, uh, paper they’re printed on. What’s a person with sensitive teeth to do?

Finally, a truly portable metal straw that collapses down small, and slides into your pocket or attaches to a keychain. This set of two is priced at $12, but if you use promo code 67ZYRZRP at checkout to get it for $4. The carrying cases can even hold the little pipe cleaner to wash it, but I’ll be honest: I haven’t used a pipe cleaner on my metal straws for years, and I haven’t died yet.